PATI PATNI SMS

PATI:Phon Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Me Ghar Pe Nahi.

Biwi Phon Utha K Boli Who Ghar Pe Hai,

PATI:Mene Mana Kiya Fir Bhi.

BIWI:Ji Wo Mere Liyetha

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Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???

Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To Facebook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,..
... Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .
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..APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,
"HAVE A SAFE TRIP.. COME SOON HONEY. . . "

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 WIFE : Kyu Ji! Jab Bhi Me Aapke Pass Aati Hu To Aap Chasma Pahen Lete Ho?

Husband : Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Jab SHIR-DARD Aaye To Chasma Pahen Lena…

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Wife: Ye Ladkiyo Ko Dekhna Bandh Karo Tumhari Sadi HI Gayi He.

Husband: Matlab Ye Ki Me Diating Pe Rahu To Menu Card Dekhna Bhi Chhod Du 

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